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PAY-2-PLAY MEDIA CONGLOMERATE ANNOUNCEMENT

Last Updated: Friday, March 23, 2018 2:49 AM
 
 
 
Breaking...Biggest Media Deal Ever!
1. - CNN MERGES WITH DNC
       Will now be known as CNN-DNC

2. - NEW YORK TIMES MERGES WITH DNC
       Will now be known as NYT-DNC

3. - NBC MERGES WITH DNC
       Will now be known as NBC-DNC

4. - ABC MERGES WITH DNC
       Will now be known as ABC-DNC

5. - WALL STREET JOURNAL MERGES WITH DNC
       Will now be known as WSJ-DNC
 
 
For Investors...(wink, wink)
The above mergers will be financed by campaign contributors and will streamline all aspects of news creation: from

Collusion,
Vote Rigging,
Story Killing,
Character Assassination,
Focus Group Coaching,
Debate Questions and
Promoting Racial and Religous Discourse.

After rubber stamping the deal, a holding company encompassing the above mergers will be called
The PAY-2-PLAY Media Conglomerate.
 
 
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